Thursday, October 7, 2010

Tequila Suicide

So, as you may know, I'm a bit of a drunk alcohol enthusiast. Today I'd like to bring something to your attention that is sure to shock everyone at the bar and undoubtedly earn you a highfive or three.

Meet the Tequila Suicide

More after the jump

Now, don't go alerting the local presses or parading down the street with your new fun hardcore drinking game; part of the spectacle is the surprise. You're gonna call everyone to attention, and tell them you're doing a tequila suicide. They'll say, 'what's that?' and you'll reply, 'i'll show you'. Following that, you set up everything required for a standard tequila shot; a wedge of lime, a pinch of salt, and a shot of the T. No one will understand, it looks just like a regular tequila shot!

That's when you shove the salt up your nose. Instantly everyone says, 'WOAH'. By the time they double take, you're already pinching a lime in your eye. At that time, they're probably saying, 'dude..that's just..' and when they see you slamming your head on the table instead of the shot glass, they'll probably stop trying to understand and stay silent.

Wait about 2 minutes for all the burning to subside and collect your props. Here are some videos.

perfect execution!